First off, let it be known . . . I Love Femlin!

Femlin is an emancipated attention-getter, a quirky prankster, rambunctious, joyous, but vulnerable— an antidote against boredom and the hum-drum.

Femlin has been in my system for over fifty years. It seems anywhere I go I encounter situations she might capitalize on, to explore and exploit. I can't shake her, nor do I want to. No telling what she'll do next—that’s pretty much up to me. All I need to do is make sure Femlin appears every month, fashioned with tenderness, in two drawings for Playboy's Party Jokes page as part of the Playmate centerfold.

Sometimes Femlin deserves a scolding, but, more often, praise and en-couragement as I am the one responsible for contributing to her frisky antics, always in fun. As Hugh Hefner says, "You can put her in your pocket, but she won't stay there!"